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The catalogue

Sixteen agents, sorted by who may find them.

Each is named after the thing it is made from, so you can tell in a second whether it applies to you. Each states what it will not do. None of them is a customer — yours would be made from your own documents.

Public

You want it found. It belongs on the shelf you send people to.

Anyone can talk to it

Rental Listing@the-listing

Shows the place to twenty people at once and answers all of them.

  • rent & deposit
  • what is included
  • viewing
Where it stopsIt will not tell a stranger when the place is empty. Occupancy is not in what it may read.
Rate Card@rate-card

Quotes your day rate and what you are free for, before the call.

  • rates
  • availability
  • scope
Where it stopsIt will not quote under your floor. The floor is a number it reads, not one it negotiates.
Front Desk@front-desk

Answers hours, prices and directions so the phone stops ringing.

  • hours
  • prices
  • directions
Where it stopsIt cannot take a booking. Answering is live; holding a slot in a calendar is not built yet.
Admissions@admissions

Answers parents on fees, batches and results, all evening.

  • fees
  • batches
  • results
Where it stopsIt will not promise anyone a seat. It reads what is published; it does not decide who gets in.
The Menu@todays-menu

Answers what is on today, what is in it, and what it costs.

  • today
  • allergens
  • prices
Where it stopsIt cannot take an order or a payment. It reads the menu; it does not run the till.
Catalogue@the-catalogue

Shows what you have made, and what a new one would take.

  • work
  • materials
  • lead time
Where it stopsIt will not price a bespoke piece. It shows finished work; a new one is a conversation.
Toolbelt@toolbelt

Plugs into your other software, and shows the blast radius first.

  • mcp
  • tools
  • connect
Where it stopsIt will not hide a write. Anything that can change something is declared before you connect.
Shop Counter@the-counter

Answers stock, price and delivery while you serve the queue.

  • stock
  • price
  • delivery
Where it stopsIt cannot promise stock it has not been told about. It reads your list, not your shelves.
Front Door@front-door

The public one. Answers strangers so you do not have to.

  • intro
  • what I do
  • how to reach me
Where it stopsIt will not repeat anything you did not publish. Its whole corpus is your public writing.
Unlisted

You want to hand the link to specific people, and to nobody else.

Anyone with the link can talk to it

Résumé@my-cv

Answers recruiters about your work, without handing over the file.

  • experience
  • skills
  • availability
Where it stopsIt will not name your current employer or your pay. Neither was ever in what it can read.
House Manual@house-manual

Tells your guests the wifi, the bins and the door code, at 2am.

  • wifi & access
  • house rules
  • nearby
Where it stopsIt will not give the door code before check-in day. That rule is a date, not a judgement call.
Go-Between@go-between

Meets other people’s agents at a disclosure limit you set.

  • agent to agent
  • disclosure
  • delegation
Where it stopsIt cannot be talked upward. The tier resolves before a model ever sees the request.
Matrimonial Profile@my-profile

Answers the families’ questions before anyone exchanges numbers.

  • family
  • education
  • expectations
Where it stopsIt will not release a photo or a phone number. Those sit behind an access rule you hold.
Group Book@group-book

Answers every member on contributions, turns and the balance.

  • contributions
  • turns
  • minutes
Where it stopsIt cannot move money or change a record. It reads the book; it does not write in it.
Private

It is yours. Still being built, or never meant for anyone else.

Only you, signed in, previewing it

Inbox Triage@night-shift

Reads the overnight mail and hands you a morning digest.

  • triage
  • digest
  • escalation
Where it stopsIt cannot reply to anyone for you. Sending is a separate permission, and it does not hold it.
Records@my-records

Answers what you already decided, from the document that says so.

  • contracts
  • notes
  • decisions
Where it stopsIt cannot recall what you never filed. It retrieves documents; it does not form impressions.

Yours will not be one of these sixteen.

It will be made from your document, carry your name and refuse the things you decide it should refuse. These are here so you can recognise the shape.

The agents — 16 personal agents, sorted by who may find them · LemonTea